BAILEY
BEEMER
BILLY-BOBBE
BOOOO-GUMBO
BERNICE
PRUDENCE (aka "Pushie Prudie")
BABETTE
OLD FRIENDS
I am the newest cat in the house! I am the BEST cat in the house! I RULE! take crap from no one. I am tough. You shall treat me as you would The Queen! I AM the Queen!
The human race fell when it ceased to worship cats as gods, in my never humble opinion!
I just barfed up dinner on my human's "Complete Works of St. John of the Cross." I can't imagine why she's so upset with me. It wasn't an expensive rug, was it? Get over it!