Hail Kim Jung-Il
A North Korean peasant caught a big fish from a river. He
happily went home and told his wife:
"Look! We can have fried fish tonight!"
"We have no oil."
"Let's boil the fish."
"We have no pot."
"Well, we'll barbecue it."
"We have no wood to set fire."
The man became very angry and tossed the fish back into the river. The fish swam
around, leaped from the water, raising its right fin: "Hail Kim Jung-Il!"
The original Chinese version of the joke (unless Chinese language pack is installed in your system, the following passage will not be displayed correctly):
金正日万岁
朝鲜某一集体农庄庄员郑龙万在河里捉到一条大鱼，高兴的回到家里和老婆说：
“看，我们有炸鱼吃了！”
“没有油啊。”
“那就煮！”
“没锅。”
“烤鱼！”
“没柴。”
郑龙万气死了，走到河边把鱼扔了回去。
那鱼在水里划了一个半圆，上身出水，举起右鳍激动地高呼：“金正日万岁！”